Thou Shalt Not Steal T-Shirt | Stone Tablets, Humor, Back Graphic
Sport Grey / XS
$25.00
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This shirt carries a dry, irreverent humor wrapped in vintage illustration — a small chest emblem of a wooden club and an eye, and a bold back print of weathered stone tablets reading “THOU SHALT NOT STEAL” with the cheeky addendum “Unless you can beat the throw.” It feels like the kind of tee you wear when you want to spark a laugh without shouting. Lightweight and soft against the skin, it layers easily under a jacket or stands alone at a backyard cookout. Wear it to game nights, casual meetups, or when you want to wink at friends who understand a sharp sense of humor. The muted, hand-drawn palette gives it a slightly rustic, old-school vibe that ages well and pairs with worn jeans or canvas sneakers.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG prints on body with DTF for sleeve and inner-neck details
- Pearlized, tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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